It’s Probably Nothing - LIVE Tour 2026

We interrupt this broadcast for a very important briefing. You've been selected purely at random and definitely not monitored to attend a routineformational briefing regarding odd happenings across the globe. There's absolutely nothing unusual about this. That's right. It's probably nothing. Agents Ramsay and Michaels will embark on a perfectly ordinary North American tour to discuss strange sightings, testimonies, and evidence that will force the government to say, "It's probably nothing."

Each evening's sessions will feature expert analysis, audience interrogation, and at least one moment where you turn to the person next to you and whisper, "Well, but rest assured, it's probably nothing." Should you experience confusion, excitement, or sudden clarity during the show, do not worry. It's probably nothing. Whether you're a believer, a skeptic, or simply dating one, your attendance is highly encouraged and statistically safe. So, if you're in Austin, Texas, or in Montreal, Canada, go to itsnothing.com to secure your seats today. And

remember, crash saucers, mysterious abductions, nuclear flyovers, it's probably nothing. Hey guys, Jesse here from American Alchemy. Chris Ramsey here from Area 52. We're so excited to come hang out with all of you in Austin and Montreal. For now, we've only got these two cities locked in, but hopefully we're going to open up a bunch more in the coming weeks. and VIP seats in Austin are already sold out, but there are still seats

left in both cities. We've got some insane guests lined up for these theaters and cannot wait to see all of you. Go to it's probably nothing.com to get your tickets today. And remember, if you've ever experienced something completely impossible, it's probably nothing.