The Wall Street Journal Is Lying About UFOs

reporting by mainstream media publications, the well runs kind of deep. You've got the Penglin wet market theory around CO's origins, the whole Saddam Hussein had WMDs thing, the suppression of the Hunter Biden laptop story, calling Ivormech horse dewormer when hundreds of millions of people take it a year. I could go on for many days, but the Wall Street Journal just released an article called the Pentagon disinformation that fueled America's UFO mythology that truly takes the cake.

I have to say I agree with aspects of the headline. The Pentagon is running a UFO disinformation campaign. I think this article is part of that disinformation campaign. One of the articles primary sources is Susan Goff, whose own LinkedIn along with independent sources confirms her lead role in Booze Allen Hamilton's psychological operations consulting practice for the Department of Defense. Her self-professed skills include

strategic communication and psychological operations. In summary, this article says that UFOs are entirely explained by two things. Electromagnetic pulses or EMPs that the American government secretly decided to use on our own nuclear missiles and Air Force hazing rituals. All right, you little freshman [ __ ] Let's tackle the first one.

Good afternoon. My name is Robert On March 24th, 1967, Robert Salis, a first lieutenant stationed at Malmstrom Air Force Base, said he received a call from topside guards saying that they had seen strange lights in the sky making odd maneuvers. The men are stationed in the missile launch bunker 60 ft below ground. He called back uh about 5 minutes later. This time he was screaming into the phone saying uh they're uh looking at an

object u a red glowing object hovering just above our front gate. All 10 missiles were off alert. All 10 whole flight was off alert. All red. Salace even had a colleague present named Bob Jameson who backed up his testimony on record with Larry Kin. Is it possible they just malfunctioned? That doesn't happen. Very rarely does a missile malfunction. much more rare would be two at the same time, but never 10. In fact, the guy who most thoroughly documents

incursions at nuclear weapons sites. In many cases, these UFOs have tampered with various nuclear sites across the country. Strangely enough, Bob Hastings figured out the connection between UFOs and nuclear weapons because his father was stationed at Malstrom Nuclear Base in 1967. In high school, Hastings worked as a janitor there, and a radar operator who took young Hastings under his wing called the 16-year-old over to show him that the base was actually tracking what

they called unknowns at the time. That's the formal term for unidentified objects. I saw five blips in the sort of northeast quadrant of his radar scope. police officer are also on record having seen the UFO in the area. In 1993, a missile technician named John Mills stationed at Malmstrom also saw UFOs on his way back to the base. When he returned, officers there said the base

had been swarmed. There are tons of sightings in and around Malmstrom. On the UFO thing, I was working for the Forest Service not too far from Malmstrom Air Force Base. One day I was up there in a Forest Service pickup truck at a certain campground and uh I was there and suddenly I look up and I I say suddenly, it was just in the sky. I became aware that it was up there and I looked up. It was this huge spheroidal, you know, but elliptical, not not a

perfect spheroid, like a saucer that was turned partially on its side. These occur to this day. So anyways, this Wall Street Journal reporter named Joel Shechman writes that this was all a secret EMP or electromagnetic pulse experiment seeing if the US could shut down our own nukes with people present. As if that's not incredibly dangerous and reckless and has any precedent. I think that Shman or one of his sources is making this up.

There's even documentation from Malmstrom Strategic Air Command itself saying that they were extremely puzzled around the event and that they had no idea what was going on. They were so puzzled that they paid Boeing to come out and investigate what had happened. Boeing was also puzzled. So again, back to this idea that this was a super secret EMP that no one knew about and it was an EMP tested on our own nuclear weapons with people present. Bob Salace responded to this claim. Quote unquote, "It would have been

irresponsible and unthinkable for the US Air Force to jeopardize the operational status of these weapons. The EMP generator equipment would have involved a prolonged installation process in plain sight of our security team." Again, this is the same security team that expressed extreme fear to Robert Salis due to the fact that a glowing red object was hovering around the base and making right angle turns. For whatever reason, none of this testimony made it into this article. But perhaps most damningly, I mean, the real nail in the

the active nukes. This is a joke, right? And then you have the fact that EMPs don't usually do reversible damage. They take out all electronics in their vicinity. these missiles came back online. Maybe you could argue that EMPs can at times cause temporary downtime, but we definitely didn't have the ability to use EMPs this precisely before they were even operational. That's an insane claim that I don't even think the Wall Street Journal would pretend to defend. There are literally no logs or records anywhere from

Malmstrom or any employees of that base saying these missiles didn't come back online. So, they didn't just take out 10 missiles with an EMP and then turn them back on. That's extremely basic physics that Sean Kirkpatre, a supposed physicist and the head of Arrow, the all domain anomalies resolution office, who clearly spoonfed all of this bad information to Joel Shechman, a man who needs to up his factchecking game, should know. Get up, you lazy little [ __ ] Get up.

Okay. Okay. And then you have this second claim that the article makes that air force hazing rituals explain widespread UFO mythology. Can someone please for the love of God explain documents from the Air Force dating back to 1949 discussing an emergency meeting around UFOs and nukes taking place at killing base camps with the Army CIC, FBI, Office of Naval Intelligence, and CIA present. this FBI document discussing the same UFO and nuclear connection or in 1947 General Nathan

Twining responsible for all aircraft development in the Air Force at the time saying that UFOs are not visionary or fictitious. Tell me how debunking one nuclear UFO related case in 1967 explains a town in Japan next to their nuclear civilian grid in Fukushima where the residents have frequent sightings and are obsessed with UFOs or at Barello Argentina next to their civilian grid where a commercial pilot in 1995 literally couldn't land the plane due to an outage and a UFO chasing his plane.

by our own government. For what? They faked UFOs, harassed these people. In Jacob's case, they blew up his mailbox and [ __ ] with him endlessly. He gets a phone call one night. He and his wife, the voice says, "Your mailbox a light. What a beautiful sight. You're going down, [ __ ] the edge of science and consciousness on this show? Lately, I've been thinking a lot about aging, not just in terms of years, but in how it actually feels in

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of these hazing programs in a follow-up article because extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence or at the very least they support what I'm about to propose. A class action lawsuit under the Federal Tour Claims Act. Every UFO witness whose career has been significantly disrupted for their speaking out about this issue or mental health has been disrupted by optical illusions in the sky or whatever hazing rituals this article is proposing should be granted millions of dollars for being hazed by our own government. David

Grush, who experienced serious reprisals while in government and was dragged through the mud at the National Geospatial Agency, should receive a large check in the mail. Surely we should have some church committee style hearings about these egregious acts committed by our own government. And I'm certain Joel Sheman and everybody else involved in the writing of this article would support that. this personal story is most telling and

government. Again, a cabinet member co-authored this. Unless you think I'm making this up, I'm not the only person aware of this article besides Nell. Senate Intelligence Committee staffer Kirk McConnell, whose politics I don't always agree with, is also fully clued in about this opinion piece. And we also have emails between Carl Nell and the Wall Street Journal about it. It is a fact that this article was written and it was proposed for publication. But the op-ed section refused to publish this article for no apparent reason.

Serendipitously, I had just met a very friendly vice president at News Corp, which owns the Wall Street Journal. So, I offered to help advocate for the publication of this op-ed by getting an introduction to one of the managing editors of the Wall Street Journal's opinion section. This woman was named Lena Bell. She was very nice and earnest, and I have no reason to believe she cares about anything but the truth. We had a great exchange. I even met her in person at the Wall Street Journal headquarters. I told her about my own interest in the subject. I suggested that it would be great if more

mainstream credentialed journalists were interested. I even said that she should read UFOs and Nukes by Robert Hastings if she wanted to learn more about the government's history with UFOs. We followed up, but it seemed like she was powerless in helping getting this opinion piece published. there was some undetectable dark matter at play stopping this opinion piece from getting Just think about it. Even if you can't fully verify that there's a hidden UFO program, obviously that's a tall order.

Shouldn't a former cabinet member saying anything about unidentified flying objects immediately be worthy of publication? Even if you then run a story saying that that former cabinet member is crazy. When I politely expressed my confusion around this, I was told something very telling. Lena told me that a guy named David Spurggle is their de facto adviser on UFOs. And he says that UFOs are all space trash, light reflections, and temperature inversions. This is almost exactly what past UFO debunkers like Don Menzel would

say in the ' 50s. First of all, the objects are not unidentified. We know what they are. Menzel happened to hold extremely high clearances at the NSA, CIA, and Navy. He was also caught destroying astronomical records by fellow astronomer Dorit Hofflight as she documents in her biography. In 1953, Donna Mensel also stopped the astronomers at Harvard to carry out their very famous sky survey where they were monitoring the entire sky. He also had apparently some more later episodes

of plate destruction, I've heard. But I digress. Who is this David Spurggle? The head of the Simons Foundation. Um, this guy named uh Dr. David Spurggle. He was uh tapped to be the chair of the NASA UAP working group. Yeah. A working group that sort of says, you know, nothing to see here. Like we we'll keep an open mind, but there's probably nothing here, which I find interesting. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I have no smoking gun. It just seems quite a curious set of And you look at what else Jim Simons was really engaged in, right? He set up the

Simons Foundation um which is probably like one of the leading private sector sources of philanthropic funding for fundamental science research and his you know guy running his his private research foundation and fundamental physics gets tapped to run the UAP working group for NASA. Yeah. Weinstein is is on Rogan actively speculating that this is housing a sort of secret physics program involving all the top differential geometers in the US. What do you think, Matthew? I mean, if such a thing were to exist, that's exactly

where it would exist. Yeah. And who knows, maybe Spurggle has nothing to do with UFOs. Maybe the Wall Street Journal genuinely believes the [ __ ] about EMPs they're promoting. But it's just so weird to me that they've been working on a UFO related story for months and neglected to mention that a cabinet member was involved in a UFO related op-ed proposal that they received last

will ensure civilian congressional oversight over UFOs and elect an elite presidential board to help push This Wall Street Journal article is truly so bad that I am almost inclined to believe it is a pro-UFFO conspiracy. So please, Wall Street Journal, do better next time. We need better debunkers. I'm not anti-debunking. There's plenty of [ __ ] in UFO world, a lot of which I cover. I'm just anti bad lazy debunking. And if Joel Shman or Sean Kirkpatre or Susan Gooff or any of

these people want to come on my show or debate me in any context and discuss any of this in a civil way, I'd be happy to host them. Surely, it would help promote this article. And if the article's contents are true, they can back all this stuff up. I suspect I won't hear back about that invitation. And that's probably the most frustrating thing about these people. They only hit you with these cheap shots from afar. They never actually show up and meet you face to face. So again, open invite. I've also messaged Lena Bell expressing a desire to write an op-ed rebuttal in the

Wall Street Journal. If she says yes, I'll let Robert Hastings, Carl Nell, David Grush, Merrick von Renincamp, Michael Shelonburgger, and anyone else contribute and co-author this paper with me because surely the Wall Street Journal wants that in the name of having an open and honest Socratic debate. Until next time for hopefully a more aspirational and positive episode. I'm Jesse Michaels and this is American